President Trump Bans Chinese MMORPGs

I TOLD YOU he was OUR GUY. President Trump is finally acting on his campaign promise and banning Chinese MMORPGs from being published in the United States. Just like China banned Korean games. Two can play the same game.

China has been purposely dragging down the genre, to brainwash us into loving bad games, turning our brains into puddy for the transdimensional takeover of our souls. Thank you President Trump for stopping them. We can finally put an end to the CIA-backed gold selling machine from robbing our zeny, and players around the world WILL BE WOKE. No more clandestine operations to turn us into dendrophiliac zombies.

I'm also being fired today, but you can find me at MMOWARSMAKEMMORPGSGREATAGAIN.com. Where we'll be reporting the TRUTH, without being owned by CORPORATE OVERLORDS. MAKE MMORPGS GREAT AGAIN.